Title: The Status Situation
Series: A Series of Unfortunate Meet-Cutes
Authors: DV Fischer & Amanda K Mann
Publisher: Divinus Publishing
Release Date: 27th August 2021
BLURB
Maria changed her social media status to ‘in a relationship’ to get her friend off her back about her lack of a dating life. She chose someone she didn’t remember meeting to avoid awkward questions, and went with someone way out of her league because, why not? It made her feel better about being curvy.
She didn’t plan for anything to come of it, and had every intention of changing it back before he ever saw it. But then he tracks her down, and her fake relationship begins to blur her reality until it doesn’t feel so fake any more.
This is an unfortunate meet-cute between a plus-size barista and a gym-rat businessman.
REVIEW
The cover depicts a scene from within the book featuring Maria the curvy barista at The Brew and the smart suited businessman Mark who she thinks is totally out of her league when it comes to dating. The cover is cute and fits the “meet-cute” series description well.
Maria can’t seem to get a boyfriend and hold onto him, they all seem to be after one thing, a fling and they get what they want and leave her behind. Her flatmate Darius who also works at The Brew with Maria is determined to change things for Maria, in fact he insists on helping her find someone, and when Darius insists there really is no stopping him. How Darius sees it is that when he came out as being gay and some of his nearest and dearest turned away from him, Maria didn’t she took him into her home and allowed him to share it. They really are best friends who tell each other everything. After a long day at work Maria and Darius are having a few glasses of wine and Darius insists that Maria looks through her social media to see if there is anyone she likes. He goes on and on about her finding someone, so much so a now rather tipsy Maria asks what it will take to get him off her back about dating. Darius immediately quips he will stop harassing her about finding someone to date when her social media status says “in a relationship”. The now intoxicated Maria grins and quickly flicks through her social media and lands on a good-looking guy whom she can’t even remember how she came to be friends on social media. The guy is called Mark, well the initial photo has two guys in the photo, both are good looking but after a little stalking of his profile, Maria finds out which one is Mark. It’s the one she really likes the look of, the one who would never look at her as dating material, the one who she thinks is totally out of her league. The wine has her feeling mischievous and courageous so she clicks on Mark and puts “in a relationship”. The status update pings an alert to Darius’ phone and he spins his head to her asking what is going on. A drunken Maria replies giddily that now her status says “in a relationship” he can leave her alone. A rather less inebriated Darius gives Maria a quick, harsh reality check reminding her that this “Mark” will see what she has done. Maria laughs saying it’s a joke and goes to change the status only to learn she cannot change the status until the next day. Maria grumbles to Darius that its some stupid social media rule. They continue drinking with Maria hoping that this “Mark” just doesn’t notice what she has done…..then her phone pings with a message from him, but she chooses to ignore it. She’ll change the status back in the morning and there’ll be no harm done.
Except the next morning she’s badly hungover from all the wine, running late and doesn’t remember to change the status, in fact in her hungover addled brain she’s forgotten all about it. Until Mark is there in front of her in The Brew and he leans across the counter, grabs her and kisses her, then turns to his friend and says that he and Maria have a date that night so he can’t possibly go to the strip club as his friend and work colleague Sean, wants him too! It seems both Maria & Mark are using each other and their fictious relationship with each other to get their friends “off their back” Mark goes through arrangements for their imaginary date waiting for Maria to confirm the details with him, then leaves. Maria certainly doesn’t expect Mark to be waiting for her after she finishes work, she thought the “date” was fake. They talk on the date and Mark reveals that he just couldn’t resist turning up at The Brew that day to see what she was like in person and then his friend had been nagging him to go out with him to a strip club which he really didn’t want to do, so he had decided to use Maria as an excuse to get out of going to the strip club. Then he had seen her, kissed her and realised he wanted to get to know her better and really wanted to date her. So Maria and Mark begin dating for real.
What starts out as a fake relationship blossom’s into more fairly quickly. So much so Maria has her doubts that Mark can genuinely have true feelings for her. When they have sex, she thinks that’s the last she will hear from Mark but it isn’t. Though Mark is persistent, he steps back when Maria is unsure, giving her time to make sure that going ahead with their relationship is what she truly wants.
I loved the relationship and camaraderie between Maria and Darius, they were like two bickering siblings, picking on each other and the way Darius insisted on pushing Maria out of her comfort zone.
Chase was a cute side character in the book too, I think had he been a “younger” character he may have dated Maria himself! Though they did enjoy some good natured, harmless flirting.
Of course, Mark was “Mr Dreamy” a good job, looked amazing in a suit….and out of it! Mark didn’t show Maria up over the fact she had added him as being “in a relationship” with her on social media.
Mark treats Maria well and goes along with the ruse using it to his own advantage too to fend off unwanted invitations to strip clubs from his single male friends. Even when Maria was unsure of the relationship despite Mark wanting to push ahead with their relationship he stepped back and waited for Maria to decide if it was what she wanted.
My immediate thoughts upon finishing reading this one were that I really enjoyed this one. I could definitely identify with Maria thinking no one would want her etc and I was glad that she ended up with her dream man!
Summing up two lost souls find one another because of a drunken click of a button on social media. A great ending. Where are all the “Marks” in the real world?! Lol.
Looking forward to more “meet cute” stories from DV Fischer & Amanda K Mann, they write so well together!










